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Just reminds me of a cow, my subjective opinion.
I wish society was overall more accepting of piercings and tattoos. Some professional fields are way too conservative.
At this point only old people and weirdos aren’t
Continuing the proud American tradition of calling your political opponents pedophiles!
Well, when only one particular party members keeps getting caught with child porn…
I honestly hate these “theories” because while it’s partially true I’m as left as it gets and I hate septum piercings. I’m not gonna shame anyone for getting one I just personally hate them and hate how prevalent they’ve become.
I don’t mind most piercings and have several tattoos myself but there’s like 4 types of piercings and tattoo placements that just put me off. Doesn’t mean I’m a fuckin pedophile.
The definition does say they dislike women with septum piercings, not the piercings themselves. So you’re good. I don’t like piercings in general. I was forced as a child to get my ears pierced three times and I’m still resentful.
But others can stick whatever they like in their bodies.
I’m not gonna shame anyone for getting one
Other than being left, this is the biggest difference between you and the people the theory is referring to. Everyone is allowed their preferences and unless you’re commenting on people with septum piercings there’s nothing wrong with not liking them.
I think you can rest assured that since you’re not conservative, this theory doesn’t apply to you at all!
Everyone does but not everyone feels compelled to say anything.
Also…my thought is that there are many conservatives who hate what they can’t have. Perhaps they secretly do like septum piercings on women, but because they can’t fuck, they hate.
I used to dislike them. I think that was just because they were unfamiliar. But, I’ve seen many people with them now, and I think sometimes they even look nice.
I like piercings better than tattoos. Except for the extreme ones, like gauges through cheeks, etc.
At first when I read your comment, I thought you were referring to studs in the cheek, which I have actually found kind of attractive at times so I was a bit confused why you said extreme. Then I reread.
Cheek gauges??? Wow. That’s wild.
I have no meaningful opinion on them. However, now that I think about it the people I know who do have them tend to be attractive to me. That said, I don’t think it’s at all contingent upon the septum ring itself.
So… what are the other three?
Gauges, nipple rings, and clit/vaginal piercings. As for tattoos anything above the neck, above the wrists and genitalia.
Oh, so anything that shows that a woman has bodily autonomy. 🤣👍 sure, dude.
Or, hear me out, they just don’t like them; only 1 out of 3 listed cannot be done by men (unless they are trans but let’s keep the topic less broad)
Okay, then maybe it’s that women have to be 18 years old to have them done and the worst, most insecure guys you know just don’t like being reminded of that?
wow those are the most fun piercings though. maybe you just dont like women who are into other women? everything youve mentioned are things most common in bi/lesbian women. i get it we’re great i wouldnt want the competition if i was a dude (just kidding id still be into it).
Depends on why they don’t like it.
I just don’t like piercings in general, because, well, it pierces skin. It’s like needles, which I too dislike, except this is permanent/long term.
Imagine a piercing in sensitive area getting stuck on a thread sticking out of clothes. Yikes.Then don’t get one? But you can shut the fuck up about other people having them.
I don’t know if that’s a response specifically to me, but if so, I was responding to this bit:
maybe you just dont like women who are into other women?
I was replying to this.
Imagine a piercing in sensitive area getting stuck on a thread sticking out of clothes. Yikes.
Some women love that feeling of the piercings on their body. Not the getting snagged part, but how it might feel rubbing against their shirt or pants. That’s why they get those piercings. If you don’t like that feeling, don’t get one.
Pretty simple to just… not get one instead of casually insulting people who do.
Yeah, I think most alternative aesthetic decisions tend to be signifiers of queerness to others. Subtle ways that we tell others that we’re accepting.
If that turns away straight cis men…oh well.
Couldn’t agree with you more. I’m not out here trying to yuck anyone’s yum, but if a girl has a cow hoop in her nose it’s an immediate turn off.
It’s probably working as designed, as she probably isn’t wearing it for your particular pleasure, but for hers and hers alone.
All I can think of is how if I had one of those it’d be crusty pretty much all the time from my allergies.
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Doesn’t mean I’m a fuckin pedophile
Sounds like something a pedo would say
Oh look a kafka trap.
I’m as left as it gets
.world
…how did you feel about Joe Biden’s presidency? 👀
What does that even mean dawg lol
It’s a tankie, don’t engage.
They don’t like to admit it but the far-left has just as much of a toxic purity culture as maga.
It’s why I’m not on hexbear or the other leftist instances even if I mostly agree with them. Super toxic to each other.
It’s exhausting. Every thread is a game of oneupmanship about who hates capitalism and colonialism and imperialism* more. I’m not a fan, but sometimes I just wanna talk about plants or games and stuff.
*) unless it’s sanctioned by an approved foreign entity of course
It’s only imperialism when it’s from the imperial core, otherwise it’s just a sparkling military operation
The lemmy.world instance has a reputation that is decidedly not leftist.
Is that from the owners or users?
Both, give or take.
Damn lol. That’s just the reputation the instance has, not my own personal thoughts.
I wish people commented their stupid opinions instead of just down voting because you’re totally right, this is the normie reddit-lite instance.
Objective statements really attract downvoters sometimes. I don’t get it tbh.
What is wrong with you?
i literally cant understand this perspective. septums are great. everyone looks better with a septum. i didnt start really liking my nose until i got mine. i hope you move past your hate someday to find the beauty of the septum piercing.
Same thing as saying “i can’t understand why people don’t like spicy, it’s just so good! Why?”
Is this satire? How can you “literally not understand” the perspective that the unchanged human face would be preferable for some people over literally anything you could do to it?
Did we change the definition of ‘literally’?
F. Scott Fitzgerald did it (“He literally glowed”). So did James Joyce (“Lily, the caretaker’s daughter, was literally run off her feet”), W. M. Thackeray (“I literally blazed with wit”), Charlotte Brontë (“she took me to herself, and proceeded literally to suffocate me with her unrestrained spirits”) and others of their ilk.
But the fact that Charles Dickens used literally in a figurative sense (“‘Lift him out,’ said Squeers, after he had literally feasted his eyes, in silence, upon the culprit”) doesn’t stop readers from complaining about our definition. We define literally in two senses:
- in a literal sense or manner : actually
- in effect : virtually
Some of our readers are not happy about this. Here are a few of the comments left at this entry:
Definition 2: the dictionary is literally wrong.
This is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.
I literally can’t even.
Some people choose not to leave such comments on our site (perhaps they do not wish to hurt our feelings), but still want to make their displeasure clear. These people comment on other forums, as in this sample taken from a comment thread on dailykos.com:
Considering that Merriam-Webster has redefined “literally” to mean “figuratively,” I’m going with literally.
Our poor language, I’m figuratively about to hurl.
Agreed! How you you [sic] agree to accept (I’m looking at you craven dictionary editors!) a word that means the exact opposite? It’s unfathomably stupid.
Never trust anything but the OED…
It’s fine to trust the OED, but you might want to check their definition first:
literally, adv. 1c. colloq. Used to indicate that some (freq. conventional) metaphorical or hyperbolical expression is to be taken in the strongest admissible sense: “virtually, as good as”; (also) “completely, utterly, absolutely.” —Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd edition, Sept. 2011
Aaargh! That doesn’t seem very literal at all! The dark forces of “figurative-literalism” must have gotten to them, perhaps by blackmailing the editors. Let’s look at how some other current dictionaries define this word.
literally, adv. … 3.b. Used as an intensive before a figurative expression. The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th edition, 2016
literally, adverb … 2. (intensifier) ⇒ there were literally thousands of people —Collins English Dictionary
Literally every modern dictionary includes a definition for the metaphoric or intensifying sense of the word literally. Why do we hate the English language so?
We don’t.
I’m not even talking about the usage of literally. I just find it a really odd thing to do this “I really want others to know how invalid their view is” thing about.
i literally cant understand this perspective. septums are great. everyone looks better with a septum. i didnt start really liking my nose until i got mine. i hope you move past your hate someday to find the beauty of the septum piercing.
You took issue with their use of “literally not understand”. They were clearly using the word literally as a figurative saying.
They did the same thing as the commenter they replied to - where’s your comment criticizing the person saying all septum piercings look bad?
Thanks for telling me what I was thinking. Definitely not rude or weird to do at all. Now invent something else to be offended about.
Is this satire? How can you “literally not understand” the perspective that the unchanged human face would be preferable for some people over literally anything you could do to it?
I read your comment where you clearly quote what you took issue with and all I did was reply that they weren’t using “literally”…literally lol
I really like septum piercings. Got mine done as my first piercing
hey me too haha. i got my first pair of lobes at the same time, but really i went for the septum.
Me too, small gauges on the ears and septum the first time I went!
Yeah I’m not conservative but I don’t like such piercings either. They’re very distracting on top of it.
Now I think about it, this applies to many things…
The world’s actually never been easier for ladies to just instantly block out a cohort of undesirable men and their undesirable advances.
All those horrible liberal women with piercings and tattoos and hair dyed in unnatural colors… disgusting!
Where do they hang out, so I can avoid them? Does anyone know? Anyone?..
I commonly find them at metal concerts and metal bars.
California coast?
There’s a similar meme that makes it’s rounds every so often about dyed hair and repelling predators
a woman with a septum piercing can’t be controlled.
surely you meant the opposite? just grab the ring and walk her!
They’re the most fun if you can take it.
(That only means pegging in rare cases, internet)
She could be, like a buffalo
y’all ain’t been around cattle. you put one of those rings in the bull’s nose. then you add links to the chain depending on how nice it is. if it’s real nice, it doesn’t need extra rings. if it’s a mean old bull what’ll charge you as soon as it sees you, that 30 foot chain’ll slow it down a titch, and maybe if’n you’re lucky you can sneak up and hook it to a post so it can’t get you.
a woman with a septum piercing is kind. les’n she got herself a 30 foot chain attached to it
Dude, you don’t want to bring farm analogies into this, with the type of genitals you have. In your example all humans are the farm animals. Not just women. And if you mean just women should be treated as farm animals…dude. This is giving, “you want equal rights, I should be allowed to punch you”. I’m sure you didn’t mean to come across like one of those. Because ew.
right, because the conversation was not already there
WTF is up with the apparent links in that text? I mean, maybe the author thought readers might need an explanation of “conservative,” but… “one” and “Oh” ???
That’s urban dictionary trying to get people to stay on the site
Trying to be TVTropes
Pictured: the link to “one”
I reference this all the time
I personally just don’t find it beautiful there are other piercings that are nicer. Still is their face they can do whenever with it.
It doesn’t seem to be as popular as the other “theories”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Septum+Ring+Theory
The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.
It’s frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as “wokeness” or social justice.
There’s an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it’s the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.Yeah I can see why the theory in the OP came about if it was used to attack women in this way before.
I don’t understand this phrasing, what does exaggerated leftist views mean?
Well, as usual, vagueness is a great shield and a good platform to radicalise people.
Obviously, a collective of people will place the marker for “exaggerated leftist views” on different places. So you will see all kind of markers.
But as usual, the propaganda material is selected, so the misogynist will look for misandrists (or a supercut that create the impression of misandry) with the “social justice warrior” optics (obviously, we are talking about the distorted perception of sjw present in misogynistic circles)
Obviously the views of people (or the distorted version created by a supercut) tend to be quite outrageous, as it should be for “good” propaganda. Then calling these views leftist, makes the propaganda work. As now, unaware people will confirm that the views are leftist, as they assume that is what it is about. when in reality, the seemingly misandrist view is obviously not leftist, as misandry is sexism.
Holding actual leftist views (as opposed to liberal ones), probably.
Can be said the same with tattoos and college degrees
Afaik, unlike collage degrees, tattoos in many countries can be given to minors if there is clear parental consent.
Minors can earn college degrees.
Earn them yes, my point. A tattoo just requires an ‘OK’ by a parent.
The same with piercings, if anything a college degree is the one that you can get by yourself before 18, but thats really hard to come by
Not super rare for a bachelors, a large university will likely have a few each year. There’s even been a few instances of minors getting their PhD, as recently as early 2000s https://www.online-phd-programs.org/youngest-phd/
It’s super rare actually. In Canada only 6 people graduated with less that 18 years from 2014 to 2025 with total 2.4M of graduates on the same period. In the UK 173 from 4.8M, way more people but still insignificant.
Source: OECD Data Explorer, graduates by age.
I didn’t even think women HAD septums. (joke)
I don’t have a single piercing in my body but as someone who has had a very high number of injuries, cuts, bruises and other painful events the question always forms: why?
Piercings are only painful for a temporary time. People don’t get them for the pain, they get them for how they look.
As a late adopter: That’s why I did it. And I found out that I like how they feel too!
Win, win :)
I’m always injuring myself in some way or another. Piercing is pain that I choose. I like the aesthetic as well. The rush one gets after the needle goes through is quite something.
Because I like how mine look. Also there definitely is a body mod masochism, thanks to the endorphin rush associated
Laws for piercings and tattoos vary widely by state, in the U.S. Some states allow anything with a signed parent or guardian consent form. That doesn’t mean you could find an artist to do the procedure, but legally, it could happen.
I dislike septum peircings because I just think of it going back and forth while rubbing on bone. Kind of like nails on chalk board except in my nose.
Rubbing on what bone? The nose is basically only cartilage
If a septum piercing is done correctly (and you have average anatomy), it shouldn’t be very painful and doesn’t touch any bone/hard cartilage because there’s what’s called a “sweet spot” inside your nose underneath the hard cartilage that’s thin and soft that the piercing should go through.
lol “nose at belt”
This is like Dr Zoidberg levels of understanding of human anatomy
But how do you change the ring without snipping the nasal protrusion off with your claws?
i just extrude a new nose and get it repierced, easy schpleazy
