I dunno. I hear the ninth underworld can be pretty tiring and I’ll die when I want to

AI Assistant tell HR my mom is calling me for dinner

Dear Larry from HR,

The email AI is trying to seduce you, not me. As evidence, I am producing the following screenshots and a list of cheap motels near our office that rent by the minute, I shouldn’t need a full hour. Love and kisses, (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ YMCA supervisor Gary McGaryson

Ps, please tell your mother’s cat I said pspsps

Well, not a whole one

Wait shit I thought we were doing chewbaccas. Can I just blend in with the crowd and fake it?

Says someone who had a toilet the last ten days

that’s not what’s happening with most of the people you’re talking to at all, but pop off because it makes you superior

there’s this empanada place that i am trying to eat all of their empanadas. i know it is a technical impossibility but i am giving it my best.

weird, my soundtrack is a little different

they are better at looking at rain forecasts than i am

i feel like we need to have a read party. it’s going in my queueue too whenever we figure out what it’s called

what’s the hallmark movie because i want to torture my bad movie night with it. it sounds like just the bad movie for it.

she is such a sweetie and i know how hard that L was to type. I’ve had just the type they just get right up ins your heart.

but who am I

it says right there on the card Photonic

Agreed. How dare they. They could be running a ham sandwich or something. fuck, it must be time to eat again. i hear my cat mewing feed me. I JUST FED YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO THEY’RE NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT DIPSHIT they’re falling for it aren’t they.

okay but you have noticed if you move the text to the, uh, bottom of the image the meme gets about 37% hornier

i dunno maybe if the admins… oh wait they told me i’d be banned if i publicized their little whatsit so nevermind.

Excuse me but i am no russian warship

With mustard and eggs in… I guess Grumpa was originally from Idaho and by gar he knew potatoes. Also other cooking, but we fought over his potato salad recipe, he kept that one secret just to tease us. Mayo is there mostly to chill the mustard out. He was more Swedish than German though.

i believe in the one where on a hill named golgotha jesus exploded into a shower of low quality wine (we really have gotten a lot better at wine since jesus) and crackers that the vatican has been trying to bury in a cave for millenia. it’s in mark 16 or something.