Santa is just a larger elf, having consumed a few of his kin

the problem is i’m sleepwalking

i’m so sleepy i can’t remember what you mean

and only on tuesdays and wednesdays

awww she’s happy to see you

i mean gran’s mom was welsh, but gran was canadian.

i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese

how did things change after the fire nation attacked

I have provided one bowel movement. Race as needed

Didn’t the USSC say that the president isn’t an office though? I want whatever drugs they on

There’s technically no such thing as a “vacant” seat. The constitution dictates a Supreme Court and justices but not how many. They could nominate and seat twenty more justices tomorrow.

That’s how calendars work. Tomorrow’s the 16th mikathan

🎶There’s no sunshine til he’s gone

No

I want to argue with you, but the 90s still had the best food festivals. Gyro wasn’t as popular but like my favorite Greek restaurant opened in 94.

Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie

This is my brush

This is my paint

This is my canvas

🌽🍿 🌽🌽🌽

To whom? Not him, that outfit really ties together not being hit by u-boats