tta.wtf
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Makeitstop@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago

A tale as old as time...

lemmy.world

message-square
50
link
fedilink
676

A tale as old as time...

lemmy.world

Makeitstop@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago
message-square
50
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    79
    ·
    30 days ago

    Ohhh, so THIS was the “consensual besteality” 'ol googly-eyes Patel was referring to…

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      25
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      30 days ago

      I am out of the loop here, but somehow not surprised.

      • CubitOom@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        44
        ·
        30 days ago

        FBI’s Kash Patel defends hiring policy change on bestiality, prostitution

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          34
          ·
          30 days ago

          The FBI quietly issued guidance this past spring lifting a categorical hiring ban on applicants who had previously engaged in prostitution, and said that it would instead consider the context of the behaviour in at least some cases. The bureau made a similar change regarding bestiality.

          "We did not want to punish victims of bestiality, victims who were trafficked. We did not want to make it an automatic disqualification for the FBI to consider you,” Patel said.

          If thay was what they meant they should have written about ‘not excluding victims of’ instead of ‘consider the context’.

          Thank you for the link!

          • Makeitstop@lemmy.worldOP
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            25
            ·
            30 days ago

            If that was actually the intent they could have avoided all the drama by adding broader language to the entire document allowing exceptions on a case by case basis for prohibited behaviors which occurred while the applicant was a victim of trafficking and coercion. This sounds a lot more like an excuse made after the fact to defend an indefensible decision.

            I really hope someone in congress follows up on this and demands to know how many agents were hired with these behaviors on their record, and of those how many had been identified as victims of trafficking. Make them go on record with it.

          • cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            16
            ·
            29 days ago

            I’m skeptical about the phrasing “engaged in prostitution”, I think the beastiality bit is a smokescreen to distract from that part. I don’t think the fbi has had to turn down a lot of former hookers, I think they’ve had to turn down lot of men who have “engaged with prostitutes” from the other end of the transaction. They are removing this restriction so they can hire more sexual predators.

            (inb4 “not all men who hire prostitutes are sexual predators”. I know. I’m a sex worker. The ones Donald Trump and Kash Patel want to hire are going to be sexual predators).

            • Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              29 days ago

              Legitimately thanks for that. That had stood out to me as “one of these things is not like the others” but my mind only went to sex workers, I did not think at all about men who bought prostitutes.

          • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            29 days ago

            Uhh…who exactly are the “victims” in a bestiality incident? 🤨

            • [deleted]@piefed.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              8
              ·
              29 days ago

              Often prostitutes who are only doing it to survive or women who are being trafficked.

              Those women are not applying to be in the FBI though, which is why I doubt that is who Patel is claiming are being kept from becoming agents.

            • ttayh@lemmy.zip
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              7
              ·
              29 days ago

              The israeli iof used dogs to rape palestinians.

              I am willing to put money down that similar things happened on Epstein island, his texas (I think it was texas) ranch, and in a certain florida golf club

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            2
            ·
            29 days ago

            Well yeah. Just because you were abused as a pup, does not mean you can’t be a police dog. What justice is that?

  • Ch3rry314@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    57
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    30 days ago

    I’m turned on by authority so FBI Belle is kinda…

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      46
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      30 days ago

      I’m just picturing her taking that knot like a champ.

      • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        70
        ·
        30 days ago

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        46
        arrow-down
        5
        ·
        30 days ago

        She had no idea he was going to transform into a human – she was 100% ready for beast form.

        • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          14
          arrow-down
          4
          ·
          edit-2
          5 days ago

          deleted by creator

          • kreiger@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            25
            ·
            29 days ago

            Where do you think medieval peasants came from? Just sprouted from the ground?

            • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              15
              ·
              29 days ago

              The queen, obviously.

              • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                edit-2
                5 days ago

                deleted by creator

              • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                28 days ago

                Conquest of Elysium hive dwarves type concept.

          • CAVOK@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            22
            ·
            29 days ago

            I have a feeling that medieval peasants had a fairly good grasp of sex, seeing how they raised animals and all. They knew.

            • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              10
              ·
              29 days ago

              Plus wtf else were they supposed to do

            • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              29 days ago

              They also didn’t think birds had sex, so I don’t put much stock in making the connection between humans and other animals. They probably didn’t even see people as animals

              Speaking monolithically

            • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              edit-2
              5 days ago

              deleted by creator

              • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                29 days ago

                In terms of what goes where and with what result, nah, not really.

              • CAVOK@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                29 days ago

                Not really. We function pretty much the same.

          • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            29 days ago

            They grew up in one room houses…

            • mysticalone@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              29 days ago

              “Charlie close your eyes or forget going to see Wonka this weekend!”

            • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              edit-2
              5 days ago

              deleted by creator

        • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          30 days ago

          (Dam was really looking forward to taking that doggy dick out for a spin)

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          29 days ago

          She wanted that Beast Cock

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          28 days ago

          shes into the wild side.

      • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        edit-2
        28 days ago

        I am ashamed that I understood what this means

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    25
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    30 days ago

    Alternative interpretation:

    This entire incident was a misguided, half-drunk attempt to make the FBI inclusive and welcoming for furries.

    • wopalopa@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      30 days ago

      they looked at their IT department and decided they should have more of those kind of people

      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        30 days ago

        Exactly, they were like, “shit all the people who know how to actually make computers work hate our fucking guts, how do we seem more friendly to them?”

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      30 days ago

      This feels like misdirection away from something else going on, but there’s so many dumpster fires all going on at the same time, it’s hard to say.

    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      30 days ago

      Maybe include that elon still wants to make catgirls but they do want them to have human rights so lable them as animals but then you have to worry about beastiality

      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        30 days ago

        “Human” catgirls would still be women and they’re already attacking women’s rights as it is. They would first need to overturn Bush II’s ban on human-animal hybrids that promised better organ transplants.

        • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          29 days ago

          sure, but nekopara style catgirls are just large hairless intelligent cats with all the rights of a cat.

    • Forester@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      30 days ago

      Just fyi we hunt zooaphiles

      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        30 days ago

        Oh I know, but try to put yourself in the mindset of someone who is prevalent to making snap judgments based on aesthetics, who has never actually interacted with any furries, looking at the furry community from the outside.

        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          29 days ago

          There’s that rabid furry hate. Lol

          • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            28 days ago

            ?

  • Focal@pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    29 days ago

    Just because he’s called “beast” doesn’t mean he can’t consent. This is just furry.

    • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      28 days ago

      Dogs aren’t hot. Consent with a furry beast, however…

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    30 days ago

    They wanted beast cock.

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    30 days ago

    All jokes aside, this was probably necessary in order for Patel to be employed.

  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    29 days ago

    Belle kinda hot

  • notabot@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    29 days ago

    Belle didn’t mind a bit of rollplay to spice things up, but she was not impressed by Beast’s suggestion of how she carry out her investigation. That wasn’t standard issue equipment at all.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    28 days ago

    kash is into dogs, not MAGICAL BEASTS.

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      27 days ago

      Kash has been in a happy relationship for 6 years now

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        27 days ago

        dont let dogs near KRISTI noem.

  • terwn43lp@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    29 days ago

    i thought this was referring to how police marry immigrants despite voting against their rights

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.03K users / day
  • 8.95K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 27.6K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 42.4K subscribers
  • 23.6K Posts
  • 427K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.19
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org