I wish all of our infrastructure weren’t built around needing computers. I’m lucky my small community is typewriter-friendly, so I can get most of my daily tasks done without ever getting behind the wheel of a mouse.

Says who?

You gonna tell?

Damn right!

Entertainment notwithstanding, you are definitely getting old.

Hey, nice, I’ve been falling asleep to some of this guy’s videos lately.

I think it’s possible this may have happened to me. And it was totally worth it, if that’s what it was!

A man can’t wet himself?

the thing

🛸 👽

But at least the person who got stabbed was one of the bad guys.

So hacking, then. Got it.

I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.

I seriously intend to try making a loofah arch/trellis thing now, once it gets warmer.

Sometimes for me, it’s also:

5 minutes = fictional

3 hours = one snooze

2 weeks = tomorrow

Next year = soon (as in “I’ll get around to it soon”)

There was something so magical about the shareware version of this. I remember spending a bunch of time just on the little brick breaker mini game.

Replacing any character from any movie with any Muppet makes the movie immediately better.

You all need Jesus.

A Swedish fish flavored energy drink isn’t decadent!?

Hell yeah! What does that get me? Laffy Taffy? Plastic spider ring? Slap bracelet!?

2 Holy 2 Bible

I’ve got a hammerhead imagining basking in those great whites.