Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

Fancy Tin Man

He was born and raised in Dorchester which is a stones throw from Boston. And even still, people in Foxboro absolutely have “the accent”.

Oddly enough he had the worst Bostonian accent out of the whole cast. He sucks out loud and so does his acting.

This will be an unpopular opinion but I cannot stand Nic Cage. He’s unwatchable to me. His mannerisms, his delivery, everything about him tweaks me the wrong way.

In the US: Not wholly illegal but I predict erosion of the 4th amendment under the guise of keeping the country safe. I predict the definition of a “reasonable” search and seizure will expand.

Across the world: as someone else mentioned, encryption is going to start getting a lot more attention as well.

Then fold the $5 bill into a paper crane and sell it for 10 dollars.

Then make a crane out of the 10 and double up again.

You’re a genius, this can go on forever.

According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.

What a game! I spent many hours playing this as a kid and some more as an adult!

What an idiotic OP (in the picture not you). Go into debt over a status symbol with as much utility as a $10 substitute. Yes, brilliant advice.

My favorite meme.

“we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

Smoking cigarettes will suffocate the toxins in the apple skins sitting in your stomach.

Technically correct.

IT’S WHISPER QUIET!

Homer, did you have to be so graphic?

Next time just rotate the bike 90° so the oil drains straight out and misses the exhaust. Problem solved!

Sure, but statistically speaking you’re as prone to dying from either as anyone else.

Would you say it’s a toe jam?

“Joe, this is never easy to say…I’m gonna have to saw your leg off.”

“It’ll grow back right?”

“Oh. Yeah.”

“Whew!”