Part of me wants to let the consumers just get sick and let nature sort it out. It just sucks that it’s children being harmed with no say in the matter

“But I poop from there”

“Not today”

Yes. Hernia.

I guess they have to entice people to use Win 11 somehow

Aww… what a delicate little snowflake

This is some damn fine shitpost

Isn’t that kind of Yahoo!'s business model?

Good thing I don’t personally pay them anything

Or anything else

It would’ve been a lot less catastrophic than people made it out to be.

Pro tip: the Unix epoch rollover is coming, too! OOOOooooOOOOOoooo

I miss 1999

HE votes by mail. He’s nothing but a two-bit grifter who belongs on the side of the street. He’s racist, misogynistic, a liar, and a thief. Fuck him!

Typical ginger cat. Not it’s day for the one brain cell

Angle

How obtuse of you

I see what you did there

iEl gato naranja!

Not his/ her day for the one brain cell

He’s a rapist with a corkscrew penis! (Look it up. All male ducks)

Why do these perverts care so much about children’s private parts?

Fucking pedos

I know which paper plane flies father every time