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lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

Me after Christmas dinner

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Me after Christmas dinner

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lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    2 年前

    Mathematicians: Let us assume a spherical chicken…

    • MamboGator@lemmy.world
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      2 年前

      You won the joke contest.

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    You’ve heard of roundmeal… now get ready for roundbird

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      Maybe she is infected with roundworm?

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        Or maybe she has swallowed a roundmeal, cartoon style

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    It’s January 16th. Are we currently occupying a space in time after Christmas dinner? or before Christmas dinner?

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      Yes.

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Schrodinger’s obesity

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    “The body is round.”

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    ORB

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      BORB

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    That thing’s not a chicken! It’s a chonkin

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    I see somebody left the frictionless vacuum door open again.

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    Hey!!! Where did you get that picture of me!??!? Take it down!

  • Emerald@lemmy.world
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    Cursed edit. I wonder how that was done

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    Tbh that’s me all year, but I guess the rest of the year is always after Christmas, of previous year but still after Christmas.

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