Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

STDs are treatable. Did your parents treat you well?

No I’m pretty sure you’re getting us Americans confused with the Japanese work ethic.

But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

Gallagher artist missed a golden opportunity to draw intersecting diagonal lines on that pink lady’s skirt.

Voila.

Ham.

I really want to know what kind of people have other people following them around with cameras capturing moments like this?

There is nobody who likes the pain itself.

I woke up remembering a dream I had a couple nights ago, I dreamt I was a passenger in a car and I randomly started singing a Milli Vanilli song.

yeah it should be a personal decision after much trial and error each person figure out what works for them individually. The problem is people figure out what works for them individually and then they start preaching it, (and some of those people started religions and cults over the centuries and even in recent decades), Then young people hear this and haven’t quite figured out their own lives yet, and they think they need to follow someone else’s “good” advice and the cognitive dissonance tears them apart and the guilt and yeah what you said.

Ok but what if I’m only gonna stay there for 24 hours then die? Do I still have to pay for the whole month?

Fraggle Rock was the best show ever

okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

Is this and this what you’re referring to? He painted a bunch of Americans.

(BTW I’ll refrain from stating my opinion that those look like paint-by-numbers produced from people’s photos.)

Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.

who are her parents?

because she’s Illuminati, right?

Dangit, I was hoping to be added to some bizarre statistic of people with raging spaghetti cravings.

There used to be a phenomenon on imgur (for people who spent all their free time there and didn’t know what reddit was) called “work stories.” We had a lot of fun sharing those.

I craved spaghetti during my first pregnancy. Am I gonna be okay?

My second and third pregnancies, I craved nothing in particular. Am I gonna be ok?

Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must’ve known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That’s all the thrill he needed.