• meejle@piefed.world
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    1 hour ago
    CW vomit

    I once explosively vomited in an Outback Steakhouse on my 21st birthday. Like, a narrow, winding trail of sick leading to the toilets, sick all over the toilet bowl, sick on the ceiling, sick all up the walls, sick on the floor. It was horrendous.

    I hadn’t even been drinking, I felt rough all day so all I ended up having was a Pepsi. 😬

    Anyway, I came out looking really sheepish and told my flatmates we needed to leave. One of them went to tell a member of staff, who stared at her for a few seconds, then pointed at another guy and said, “Can you go and tell that to my manager, and not tell him you told me? Because I really don’t want to deal with that.” 😅

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      4 hours ago

      Yes, apparently there’s a new cosmetic surgery technique called deep lift. And this is the result.

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        Looking at before and after images of this procedure and it looks pretty freaking incredible to be honest with you. Expensive af though.

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          It looks less fake than other facial surgeries I’ve seen, but there is still an amuse bouche of uncanniness to it. And with the uncanny valley, less is literally more. Ymmv

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            I’m guessing before and after images will usually show success stories only, eh. Because those looked great. Would like to see a relatively botched example.

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                lol, I get that people can be squeamish 😆 Don’t worry, I’ve searched the internet before 😊🤟

                • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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                  I’m not that squeamish, I’ve seen the Substance for example. We probably grew up on the same internet. It’s just a headspace thing right now, I need to keep it cute today.

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    Don’t listen to the haters this is what happens when you have your vitamins and minerals.

    Also money. Bags and bags of money.

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      And an expensive facelift, hair transplant and other operations (fillers too, check image below). Most people are not vitamin-deficient and most deficiencies don’t show externally. People often overestimate the needs for vitamins, just like protein (something like only 2-3% people actually need more).

      I’m someone who does a full vitamin checkup every 3 months, the only number that had ever been bad was D during winter, and I don’t even eat balanced diet, but whatever is available