
They’re both shit. Almonds and cashews take a fuckton of water to grow. Then they add more water to make “milk” to ship around the country.
Make your own oat milk. Is superior to all other milks and you don’t need fancy equipment to do it
It becomes very slimy, I’ve tried it. People say you need enzymes. I’ve considered spitting in it, but that would mean others won’t drink it.
Personally, I use soy milk for nearly everything.
Also, this post is about milking nuts. Oats are not nuts.
Me drinking my dads breast milk in my 30s coz all plant-based milk is gross


Oat milk is the best, even better than regular milk (might be because it has more fat and sugar than my regular milk lol)
So true. It also foams about the same as regular milk so it’s perfect in lattes. It’s perfect for baking too at the easiest 1:1 ratio. It also stays good for longer than regular milk. The only negative is that it’s more expensive, but I think of it as an upgrade.
My favorite is plain soy. I just don’t like the gums and sweeteners and the protein is great. Its surprisingly creamy for low fat.
Also, safe for those of us with a but allergy :-)
It’s a truly wonderful grain.
Bullshit.
If almond milk tasted like spit, I’d enjoy it. 😤

Accurate username to be posting this
I too enjoy a nice bowl of nutbutter and cannedtuna
FYI I seem to recall that almond milk is horrible for the environment because of the quantity of almonds and water required. Oat milk is supposed to be the better choice from that perspective, and supposedly it’s easy to make yourself but I haven’t tried that.
That’s just almonds in general. The trees consume a shitton of water. But it’s still less water usage than dairy farming.
or a new data center
Here’s a breakdown for some of the popular ones; almond milk is problematic for its water usage, but even accounting for locale, it doesn’t even come close to dairy milk.
That is, don’t let “perfect” be the enemy of “better” if your choice of milk is part of your environmentalism and you like almond milk.
I actually now prefer almond milk over real milk. Low carb, I already like almonds, and it lasts for like 3 months
Oat milk is surprisingly annoying to make, it quickly turns into a slimy mess.
I drink soy personally. It has a good amount of nutrition, closer to regular milk than the others if I’m not mistaken.
Macadamia nut is the best
How do I perform that one?
Cashew milk and oat milk are both great. I have no idea how almond milk ever took off.
Agreed. It doesn’t taste food, takes a ton of water, and splits super bad in hot drinks. Just all around bad.
soy milk wasn’t invited to this meme and as someone for whom it’s their second favorite bean water I’m offended
Bull milk 🥛
Top 4 are delish though
I don’t mind almond milk that has been flavored with vanilla but yeah oat milk is good. cashew is ok. never had hazelnut or walnut/pecan whatever that is, and…
y no hemp seed milk ? it’s as good as the others.














