Proud of you OP. Your baby doesnt stand a chance when they grow up.
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yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which cartoon foods did you always want to try?1·12 hours agoNot cartoons, but I always wanted to know what a snozzberry tastes like.
Also any food that makes a smell that makes you float through the air, suspended by your nostrils.
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would you do if you were an 8 year old again, with your current mind (including memories and skills)?5·12 hours agoI’d spend a lot of its mourning that I’d never be able to replicate my daughter as she is now. I could time it right to get the right egg, but how many wanks, exactly, and when did I have? How could I possibly even guarantee the right sperm even if I manage to secure the same payload?
Probably instead just ride the bitcoin wave hard as hell and start my own game dev company.
Also I’d be better equipped towards mad anxiety disorder. That shit absolutely ruined my life and it took about 3 years before I realised something was actually wrong.
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you were born with a disease that made you blind, complete loss of hearing by 20, have seizures, require a feeding tube, colostomy bag, wheelchair and have sleep apnea. Would you want to live?2·12 hours agoI wouldn’t be happy about it one little bit, but I think I’d still want to live as best I could.
If my child was going through that and I genuinely believed them that they wanted to die, I don’t know. I’d like to think I’d honour the wish, but it took me like 2 weeks of knowing something was up before getting my cat put down so…
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which cartoon foods did you always want to try?3·17 hours agoIm picturing the deca-deckers from Scooby Doo. Sandwich taller than them eaten in one big bite
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which cartoon foods did you always want to try?2·17 hours agoBuilding an actual roller coaster “requiem for a whiplash”
Coldplay couldn’t have known that someone would lose their job in this manner when that song went big
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Game's main character: better as your own clay figure write-in, their own person with none of your agency, or something in-between?8·20 hours agoIts hard to answer because different games do them at different prorificencies. I like it best when there’s agency and I can choose what they say and have that affect the story.
I don’t like how many games lack the subtlety required to pull it off. The options are either softies-good or unnecessarily-evil.
“Mr Hero can you get me some food? Im so hungry.”
Save the orphanage and give everyone 100gp
burn it down and piss on the ashes
I play a kind of bingo in my head when I show my kids old stuff. Just tally up “thats from fortnite”
You’re not kidding about file structure. I haven’t got a fucking clue how to do it with phones. Every thing is just “in here somewhere” and it’ll pray the search feature can find it when I eventually locate the file browser.
I miss my PC
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What’s the most ridiculous “life hack” you’ve ever heard of?3·22 hours agoI think in almost all of those cases they were rich to begin with. I mean fair play they’re a lot richer now than when they started, but still.
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer3·1 day agoTake me back to laughing at The Day Today
Dont we all just
want to read booksyearn for the mines
I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Men who feel like fully functional people, how did you get there?31·1 day agoI think they just meant cishet men. Unless the language changed again. Its nearly impossible to bring up the concept without having people jumping down your throat about it.
yermaw@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•got banned on reddit for 3 days..... so hi...1·2 days agoThats what led me here. I used the word kill in a post, 7 day ban unless I appealed. I appealed with the word “context”. Permaban.
I would have just made a new account but that was the 4th time and I was done.
What a noble sacrifice
This kettle switches off automatically when it reaches the desired temperature.
Marketers : Is this AI?
Its weird because we basically all agree its bad but its happening anyway. I keep feeling like someone should do something, but then like I’m someone and cant really do anything.
Are we all just waiting for someone to do something about it?