• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    i believe in the one where on a hill named golgotha jesus exploded into a shower of low quality wine (we really have gotten a lot better at wine since jesus) and crackers that the vatican has been trying to bury in a cave for millenia. it’s in mark 16 or something.