Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp’s response:
The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.
For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.
The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.
Right after he unveils his healthcare plan and right after infrastructure week.
And his plan for peace in the Middle East.
No, Jared managed that quite well…
Oh wait, he “got a piece of the Middle East”…
Close enough!
I thought Jared Kushner already solved the Middle East years ago?
Still more believable than his plan to get me a big titty goth gamer gf.
It’s it really though?
Making humans chill a bit vs changing the laws that make up the universe? Both are difficult, but atleast peace is not at odds with physics.
Right after his beautiful healthcare plan
Don’t forget the border wall with Mexico. Hey, at least that cunt DeSantis took over trying to start shit with Mexico 🙄
Listen, I’m sure Mexico will be sending us a check for that border wall any day now.
like does donny-rapist understand that presenting his “evidence” to the public and presenting to the court are two Very different things? If you have proof exonerating yourself you present it to the court at the time of trial, or you present it to the grand jury before indictment, which he was given plenty of chances to do and refused to do it.
Im suspicious that his “evidence” will be nothing but propaganda…
Of course he knows the difference. He only cares about the court of public opinion. He knows nothing good can happen legally for him. He’s hoping if he keeps a shiny nugget on the horizon long enough, his entourage might terrorize the court, witnesses or the prosecution enough to get him off.
He really has nothing else since it seems other GOP candidates are less likely to pardon him by the day.
When does releasing his tax documents fit in?
But not before he releases Obama’s “real” birth certificate
In two weeks ™
One last fuck you to American democracy before we throw the book at this two bit mobster.
He’ll present nothing and his supporters will forget about this announcement.
AKA the Goldfish Strategy.
Worst part is, it usually works.
His supporters don’t need good or correct answers; they just need answers- something to say at the rally to placate them until the next bright and shiny arrives to distract them again…
In two weeks, when no report has appeared, remind every single Trump supporter you encounter. Don’t let them forget this. Keep hammering on it. Keep asking when the report is going to drop. Don’t let them change the subject. Don’t let them talk about anything else. No matter what they want, keep demanding the report or that they admit he lied to them to placate them.
I don’t know, I hear the parking lot at Four Seasons Total Landscape still has room for a podium.
Not all. Some will find something they can point at and definitively say this is what he meant. It probably won’t be a report. It definitely won’t “prove” him right. It might even prove beyond all reasonable doubt that he’s guilty. But they will point to it and say that’s it. And they will have won (in their heads), the argument.
He will present a bunch of folders full of blank paper, again.
Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.
Yup, and it turned out the data he presented was a bunch of nonsense.
My favorite part was when they brought out their tech experts and they had to question if it was a Windows computer or not LOL
Oh, man, I missed that… I tuned in to see what they were going to do and they were just scrolling data, it was impossible to tell from the stream what it was.
But they made the mistake of turning the logs over to an actual researcher and he was like “Nah, ok, where’s my money.” LOL.
“He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data,” the arbitrators wrote. “Failure to pay Mr. Zeidman the $5 million prize was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”
He’s done more than one of them and actually is kicking off another tomorrow in Missouri I believe.
Wow dude needs to get a better hobby lmao
Is he still being sued? The best thing about the OG one was it was announced he was being sued in the middle of it
Trump:
Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.
Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.
Step 3: Fail.
Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.
Step 1: announce a report coming out next week.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
I think you’re being pretty naïve if you believe steps 2 and 3 exist, frankly.
He might be running a little late.
We are still waiting on the report that would fix the US healthcare system within weeks of him entering the White House 6 years ago. I think he also claimed to have a plan for world peace. Probably had something to do with just giving up and handing everything over to Putin, probably. Who knows. We never got that one either.
Still waiting on that report on Obama’s birth certificate for that matter…
Oh, that Futurama ep with the time traveling politician.
Don’t forget his brilliant Afghaniplan: withdraw over weeks instead of years and hand the country over to terrorists.
And yet somehow our worthless news media had the gall to throw tons of shade on Biden, not Trump, when Biden decided to finally throw in the towel and pull everyone out.
It’s always ‘we’ll show our evidence next week’ with these traitors.
How many times has he promised evidence of a stolen vote already?
How many times has he
promisedlied about evidence of a stolen vote already?
Ahh yes, the thing he repeatedly could not prove in Court, will now be irrefutably proven with some “report”.
Like all this evidence he failed to present in court the last how many times?
He is just a notorious liar. Nothing more.
My Pillow guy is on the case!
My pillow, the official biting pillow of choice, for closeted conservative guys on Grindr.
It’ll be drawn in red crayon and include just a circle around Mississippi, which I’d imagine he probably believes to be Georgia.
The river, not the state. Just to be clear.
If this existed he would have presented it by now.
He could have presented it to Any of the grand juries that were investigating him Before indictments, it fact he was asked to do so by all of them and he refused.
He promised a Healthcare plan by the end of August, 2020.
When they read Trump’s statement about “Who knew healthcare was so complicated” to Bernie Sanders during an interview, he laughed so hard I thought he might fall out of his chair.
This is just a play to get his rubes to give him more money. Doesn’t matter what he says or shows, lots of morons will go e him cash that he’ll funnel right into his lawyers pockets. Like so many other things, this is a play for cash and time. Keep giving red meat to the base and they’ll keep lining his pockets
Said the liar:
A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!
Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he’s finally gonna show us how it happened. /s
It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.
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Hopefully followed by contempt changes with a few days jail time as an appetizer for what’s to come
