

"After five days of “Certified Fresh” movie propaganda, I began to grow suspicious. If every movie is un-rotten, then one of two things must be true:
Humanity Has Stopped Producing Bad Art
Rotten Tomatoes Has Changed"
- Only “Fresh” movies advertise their rating.
First stop with a time machine…
“Hey George! From the future and I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Well, shit, what’s the bad news.”
“Donald Trump is going to be elected President, commit a bunch of crimes, get arrested, indicted, and then elected again before he does any time.”
“Holy fuck, what’s the GOOD news?”
“You aint livin’ long enough to see ANY of that…”