Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

There’s a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached “Captain Crunch” levels of palate damage.

Worf! Worf, worf!

Clubbing… Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don’t have the fixings at all!

I, for one, staunchly oppose clubbing

I order the club sandwich all the time and I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it!

• Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

I feel like it would have been funnier with just “I love clubbing”