aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices
Thanks capybara!
That was a load-bearing curse, you know…
Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?
Dammit, now I need to find another capybara!
…wait… Yay! Now I need to find another capybara!
I know a guy…
that’s what i tell all my patients. i could un-curse them in a moment, but that’s bad because lots of curses are actually load-bearing, especially if they’ve been there for a long time. you gotta remove them slowly, give the healthy tissue a chance to fill up that hole.
By the gods, finally.
i feel liberated here
I’m having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞
Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing 😊
We’re all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname
Congrats! That is, unless you gave birth to a gnoll, but that normally works the other way around
He is exhibiting goblin-like tendencies, but we will try to raise him as a human child
Sounds like his mom was consuming whatever material GPT 5 was trained off of.
Also bad news is, despite all my attempts at indoctrination, my goblin still doesn’t act like a human being most of the time at age 2. It’s been interesting.
Haha
He’s in the good hands!
Great news, thanks
thanks.
Checks the news
I don’t think one capybara will be enough.
Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.
Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?
unfair to capybaras
Basically animal abuse I know. But 100 capybaras or 350 million Americans, and other countries suffering because of the shit in the oval office
looks at this
looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago
Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??
Appreciate the save though, lil’ magical capybara.
Well thanks for the good vibes.
capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already
Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.
Holy shit, I’ve been having the worst day in forever.
Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame
Thanks, yo.
Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.
No worries, the cat understands and still loves you both.
Nice, I get to play the game again
Thank Mr. Capibar
