If it wasn’t Israel, I’d say this is too dumb to be real.

I live in a pretty busy car dependent city, and I usually put my daily commute into Google Maps just to get advance warning about traffic jams or wrecks.

They know most people aren’t okay with it, that’s why they keep having to find new names for it.

• PhD students

• happy

Not what nature intended, tbh.

Let’s put them all in the same prison cell ❤️❤️

Fine! I’ll use my laptop instead.

I suspect that’s what all Shibas are, actually.

I have a similar picture of my dog from when she was a puppy. She’s probably catlike enough to post on here.

You know what else is mind blowing? Even after undergoing no maintenance for all these years, the pool on the Titanic is still full.

Probably can’t do this unless you’ve already bought it.

Wait til you see what cats do to a rat…

Being an informed voter means recognizing that they never have any idea what they’re doing.

We need to keep our voters angry

I have an amazing idea

What’s the point of Hakeem Jeffries?

Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see January’s me.

If he ordered it, or complied with the order from above, lock him up. If not, this accusation is yet another confession.

If that ballroom is finished by the end of his term, I’ll eat my shoes.

I’m willing to let that slide for almost anyone born pre-enlightment. As long as they didn’t get super murdery over it.

Leaked files show water is still wet.

I also got it for free from the epic store. Maybe I’ll play it eventually.