Ah, shit, we dropped our skier back in igeland.

Do those clasps even do anything? Or are those shoes held on by black magic?

Atheism is the position that no gods exist. It doesn’t say anything about them never having existed… ^that was a joke I’m not looking to argue^

It’s okay. I killed lots of gods when I played that game.

Yeah, lay down and take it, bitch. I’m almost there.

Christians be like “There is only one God, he is loving and he is all-powerful. Also, be afraid of this mesopotamian demon.”

Bummer! Guess they’d better release the Epstein files.

Would this be a record turnaround for revoking a group’s rights?

Oh my god, they were roommates.

It wouldn’t mean much as long as the senate still exists.

Thanks for ruining my day.

Article 1 of the US constitution lays out how the Congress is structured and what powers it should have. It can be changed by passing constitutional amendments, but the bar for passing those is so high that it’s not realistic to think the current US Congress could or would change it for the better right now, for a whole bunch of reasons that are pretty evident.

It would be a full rewrite of the first article of the constitution, so it’s not really on the table.

On the plus side, sounds like the applicant dodged a bullet.

I mean, this style of negotiation worked sooo well in Afghanistan.

Or what torrents you’re downloading.

Tl;dr: Democrats have kneecapped themselves by passing laws (years ago) that restrict gerrymandering. Republican controlled states don’t do that.

They could always repeal them.

Guys, I recklessly fell off the cliff, and now I’m pretty sure I’m plummeting to my death. What do?

This has to be grounds for a lawsuit.