All this doom ain’t gonna scroll itself

Historians incorrectly discussing doom scrolling: Here we have a random Internet person discussing the popular method of playing the video game Doom on a PC, which the controls are modified for a scrolling click-wheel on a mouse can perform a rapid-fire shot from a weapon. It was rather unclear what they meant by asking the person reading what someone wanted them to do in replace of this.

Beaten six ways to Sunday

Beaten six ways to Sunday, now

And I am sorry to enjoy this,

But what would you have me do?