ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoFeelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distancelemmy.worldimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageFeelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distancelemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 months agoAlso, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed. Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible. Boring math stuff Assuming a handheld bible size of 8.75 inches tall Safe following distance is 69 bible lengths (keeping that from the post) per 10 MPH of speed 10 miles = 633,600 inches / 8.75 = 72, 411 bibles
Also, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed.
Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible.
Boring math stuff