balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
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minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI want my mortgage to be paid off.
minus-squareToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou’ve been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoY’know what? Not the worst idea I’ve heard.
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoDone. You now have a desire for your mortgage to be paid off. (Reading this comment, you feel the intensity of the feeling has increased ever so slightly.)
I want my mortgage to be paid off.
You’ve been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
Y’know what? Not the worst idea I’ve heard.
Done. You now have a desire for your mortgage to be paid off. (Reading this comment, you feel the intensity of the feeling has increased ever so slightly.)
Oh good. More stress.