My brother is a pretty decent backyard griller. He got himself a new weber and wanted to break it in with some lamb souvlaki. Well, he really fucked it up somehow. Thermometer in the wrong place, vents not behaving, I don’t know but he figured it out for the next cookout. He did not appreciate me nicknaming the grill Lambfucker.
He supports one country clearly defending itself. Yay!
But then he turns around and supports a genocide.
You know that saying about building a thousand bridges and one goat?
Never build a goat before, is it like a bear?
Yeah but the goat gets stuffed differently.
Yes but with more updawg.
No, and now I’m curious as to what it is.
You build a thousand bridges, and nobody calls you Bridgebuilder.
But you fuck ONE goat…
My brother is a pretty decent backyard griller. He got himself a new weber and wanted to break it in with some lamb souvlaki. Well, he really fucked it up somehow. Thermometer in the wrong place, vents not behaving, I don’t know but he figured it out for the next cookout. He did not appreciate me nicknaming the grill Lambfucker.
If a man builds a thousand bridges, and fucks just one goat, they don’t call him a bridge-builder
Do they ever call me bakkoda the wall builder? Fuck no they don’t. But ya fuck one goat…