Vore speedrun
Cursed
what kind of gutter do you go to regularly that has ai generated tumblr posts lmao
and also why??? like who does that lolfor reference here’s the original, screenshotted by me. notice the difference in jacobtheloofah’s profile pic

and here’s the tumblr post, with the smithsonian article it linked to in that (x) if anyone wants to read more!
If I was a beetle, I would definitely try the Frog 100% speedrun.
The North American Chipotle has evolved to do the same thing to me.
And it burns so nice the hole-time.
The frog feels the pressure of having to poop. The pressure grows until a painful climax where the poop claws its way out. The frog cannot scream. It can only croak.
By the third time the frog ate it, they realised the bug was actually enjoying it.
FROG TOO
They also seemingly stimulate the frog to defecate. I guess having a bug jogging along your intestines makes you need to take a dump.
You know, I’m beginning to think they like it.
Like going on a waterslide or something.
Mudslide maybe.
“When you’re going through hell, keep going.”
Frog after pooping a beetle:

You joke, but they will.
We’ve been caught by a Quick-Digesting Gink
and now we are dodging his teeth
and now we are restin’
in his small intestine,
And now we’re back out in the street…“🎼 Don’t look back, Lemmiwinks, or you’ll soon be dead”
Just passed the catatafish!
more like skniwimmel
He was going the opposite way.
While you were out partying, I was…
Cloacas rule! 34 or more species have them.
Search cloaca rule 34 to learn more!
One ring to rule them all…
Cloacal aperture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How do they know that it’s just this one type of beetle and this one type of frog that this happens with? Have they done the experiments?





