“What killed the dinosaurs?

THE ICE AGE!”

Because this was 2006 and Oblivion had just come out (for the very first time).

Welcome to Giliad. Blessed be the fruit, motherfuckers.

Sounds like John Candy.

This comic strip is 20 years old.

$19.99 club price

“Who’s Charlie Kirk?” - Charlie Kirk’s wife

“PUT YOUR HANDS UP, GET ON THE FLOOR, THIRD THING HERE!!”

If you release your years-in-the-making, multi-billion dollar, AAA-series game at the same time as a much smaller game that is just a remake of a very old game but has a MUCH bigger and much more loyal fan base on the same day, it could kill your first week sales which will usually set the tone for sales for the foreseeable future.

(Nintendo barely has to lift a finger to steal the thunder from something Rockstar has been spending years and years preparing for and making promises to stockholders about. Should be fun.)

“I lived, bitch.”

Gotta love those people.

“Anyone trying to use the obvious rational argument will be blocked!”

This was my favorite version of office for the Mac.

For PC, I held onto Office 2003 Professional for as long as I could.

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

“WE! WON’T KNOW! UNTIL! WE LOOK!”

TOMATO IT IS!

Are you a tomato or are you lettuce?

DECIDE!

“…I’m a child, I’m a mother…”

“Just trust me, bro.”

How often do you get an xray?