Is that not why taquitos come as a tube?
I saw someone eat a pizza like that
Rolled it up and went to town
When the burrito is over stuff you have to squeeze some of its contents out a bit to make it more flacid
I hate most of those words
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As one who eats at keyboard, gogurting a burrito is how you keep it clean and the innards from getting everywhere and fouling up your workstation.
Sometimes you gotta, there is this Mexican joint I love that fills the fuck out of their burritos and if you don’t go-gurt it a little bit then it all explodes out of the bottom. Chicken, cheese, and rice is still good without the tortilla, don’t see how that’s gross.
A little bit of gogurting for continued structural integrity is fine, but if you gogurt the burrito completely flat after one bite from the top… well thats a different story.
Oh, absolutely, kill that person before they get a chance to kill you.
Gotta love this “this is actually reasonable” immediately followed up “murder them before they attempt to murder you”
This feels like something a person should keep to themselves
The curse of knowledge is a painful thing, but at least it can be shared with others.
Gedeelde smart is halve smart ☝️😁
Infohazard
Brandon Pierre is weak and his bloodline will not survive the coming winter.
Had to google what the fuck is a gogurt. But I agree, that’s horrible. I’d make a joke about making bigger, full circumference bites like a man, but this community scares me a little so I’ll refrain.
https://youtube.com/shorts/4VCLrBvBOig
I’m just leaving this right here.
OMG indeed! That’s fucking hilarious 🤣🤣
Ain’t no way I’m clicking it.
You won’t regret the bigger bites at all
It’s worth it
There should be a law against doing this public.
That’s kinda hot.
Throating a glizzy is not enough these days, now I want a man who can throat a whole burrito
Wait, how do you eat gogurt?
It’s a plastic tube of yogurt you squeeze like toothpaste directly into your mouth
With great aggression, apparently 🤷🏻
Never thought a tweet could make me physically sick to my stomach, but here we are
