Boy George was convicted of imprisoning an escort and beating him with a chain, so he probably feels a bit of kinship with the invaders.

You’re right. They deserve to pay 50% more per ounce of beef for defying me.

I’m not going to use Trivago, but I love that commercial. My wife and I will do grinning impressions at each other while trying not to move our faces.

Also smash burgers. Why are people paying actual hamburger prices for what seem to be burnt scraps from other people’s burgers?

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

It’s wild that this is directly under the “worm-like creatures found in drinking water at ICE detention center” for me.

6. I mean, the Gamecube was basically a home defense weapon. Actually, the original XBox controller was pretty hefty, too. Sony really dropped the ball unless we’re giving the PS2 slim a pass as a throwing star.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

Holy shit, that’s more than the employee discount I got working in retail.

It’s load bearing.

I object to the death of literal, as well. These things only happen if we collectively allow it, and I’d rather not. Especially with the declining literacy rate.

That’s not really the issue. Your opinion is that AI music is subjectively good. Objective things aren’t opinions.

My problem with it is that there is no objectively good music. The whole premise was bad from the start.

I can’t believe nobody’s called you out on not knowing what “objectively” means yet.

I genuinely don’t think he’s smart enough to hide anything effectively, so a warrant would prove fruitful if you could stop him from bribing anyone.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

That’s how I ended up on lemmy, but I’ve seen more new memes in the past week than I’d probably seen all month on reddit.