Pee is stored in the beans

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It’s “Come here you little shit” Elmo!

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Either way you’re gonna feel clear

If you’re ever feeling a little mischievous, that’s also great placeholder text to hide in language files

Donate to cities looking to improve waste services

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Luke brought all that drama with him yoda tried to leave behind. “I ain’t going back”

I rubbed your lamp now you rub mine

Perfect shape to comb the desert

You rang?

I thought this was a shit posting community. Why we posting facts?

Hello, gay Bowser

Boston let a slime mold plan its roads

Meanwhile the UK naming their currency after a sex act.

Jfc they’re putting protein in everything these days

The bluer the feet, the sweeter the… actually nevermind

I learned from the milk arc that this makes it extra water.

Is your refrigerator running?

Actually yes, it’s about halfway down the block screaming something about election interference.