TrackShovel@lemmy.today to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days agoBattle strategylemmy.todayimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1304arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squareesc@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 days agoHe will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoIsn’t he already weird just by existing?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoWell yes, but he keeps petitioning Congress for a specific constitutional exemption…
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 days agoAnd also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem. So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset. He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.
He will do anything if they allow him to be weird while doing it.
Isn’t he already weird just by existing?
Well yes, but he keeps petitioning Congress for a specific constitutional exemption…
And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.
So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.
He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.