• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 days ago

    And also help fund his crippling spending money on stupid shit problem.

    So long as Nic Cage is never forcibly enrolled into a highly intensive financial literacy course, he will remain a pliable asset.

    He also has previous experience impersonating Viktor Bout, which is likely a relevant qualification, probably, maybe.