Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agoTwo full raccoons y'allsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square88linkfedilinkarrow-up1510arrow-down113
arrow-up1497arrow-down1imageTwo full raccoons y'allsopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square88linkfedilink
minus-squareitsjustachairmary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·12 days agoWhat you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
minus-squareTiral@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoThey can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
minus-squareCalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 days agoIf rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
minus-squarebeejboytyson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·12 days agoI guarantee that you can sell that hole.
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
No raccoons required.