Sue that restaurant into the ground. Teach them a lesson.

Forbidden snoot boop

The dog robots remind me of the same ones from Generation Zero.

That ash tray’d be a bowl lol.

So hungry I could eat a Mack^® Truck

Just gently toss? Or yeet it so it skips?

Steam will forever know my age verification to be January 1st, 1900.

Why do they keep trying to sell us things to improve “my lifestyle.”

My lifestyle is pretty much work, then coming home to do errands, maybe video games. I don’t need tacky truck nuts or whatever they’re selling.

Hey I don’t make the rules

Alien

It’s a Nexus card, not a Nemaleus card or a Nefemaleus car.

You know what’ll also protect the children? Releasing the Epstein files.

Wisconsin should launch a special military operation on Michigan to take that land as it has ethnic Wisconsinites there.

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"I got rid of – just one I got rid of the other night, you buy a house, they have a faucet in the house, Joe, and the faucet the water doesn’t come out. They have a restrictor. You can’t – in areas where you have so much water they don’t know what to do with it. Uh, you have a shower head the shower doesn’t uh, the shower doesn’t, you think it’s not working. It is working. The water’s dripping out and that’s no good for me. I like this hair lace and [sic] – I like that hair nice and wet. Takes you – you have to stand in the shower for 20 minutes before you get the soap out of your hair. And I put a, a thing – and it sounds funny but it’s really not. It’s horrible. And uh, when you wash your hands, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You’re washing whole – water barely comes out it’s ridi – this was done by crazy people. And I wor – wrote it all off and got it approved in Congress so that they can’t just change it.”

I think we have another strong contender to be the new Having Nuclear rant.

Congrats on the sex!

My friend was the same way, largely due Factorio being in 2D. He was able to get into Satisfactory due to it’s 3D nature.