“Have you found Jesus?”
“Damn! Y’all need to keep better track of him!”
Reminds me of that South Park video game where Jesus hides inside a church. When you find him he says “You found me! Next time won’t be so easy!” and runs away chuckling
Jesus loves you. Me: “Why would he tell you and not me”
I dunno man, he gave me this note for you. None of my business, he’s a weird kid. (Jesus giggling behind a potted plant.)
The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you.
the Most High
Sounds like a challenge to me. Let’s go.
Gibe De Pusi b0ss
b0iPusi*
Also:
*actual full body seizure*
Jesus might, but his daddy don’t.
Edit: Waaaait a second… I’m seeing a lot of “lack of evidence” that Jesus is straight.
Come on, legends don’t say he spent his time using his healing touch on male prostitutes.
I’ve also heard that Jesus loves the little children. Not just some of them, all the children of the world. It’s been speculated that’s the main reason he left Judaism and became the first Catholic Priest.
