Moose are herbivores, correct? So would it be fine to feed it Mitch McConnell since he’s probably a vegetable now?
No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there’s a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.
If you give a moose a muffin
Except then a bunch of people come in with guns and kill the moose because it’s become a danger to humans
Unless, of course, the moose feeds the humans first.
So, carry food in case one demands it. Pass the buck onto the next hiker.
I better feed it before it gets angry at me for not feeding it
/s
There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.
Sounds like religion.
Wait untill you hear about armies.
Ew!
I’m imagining someone going, “Ew! It’s socialism is infested with authoritarian, hierarchical, classism. So gross.”
I control my armies. And my leggies.
A joke my greatuncle once told me:
"Where did Napoleon keep his Armies?
In his Sleevies!
Where did Stalin keep his Armies?
Poland"
Fo real tho? I am gonna plant a mine in my local highway because I hate people kinda behavior. Just kill someone you know nothing about in a horrible way. Could even end up being yourself or someone you know and love.
Get pranked!!!
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