I like riding dildos, but you can only do so much standing them directly on the floor, and it’s even worse on a bed.

I assume someone makes a firm pillow, box, stand, or something…

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    12 days ago

    If the internet has taught me anything, you can find someone to hold your dildo for you. Heck, they may even pay you to do it.

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      12 days ago

      That’s the thing though. You don’t just want anybody to hold your dildo. It takes a special person to perfectly encapsulate the essence of being a mere inanimate object designed for you and your pleasure alone.