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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And ironically the smaller they are the more vicious they are
1·17 hours agoChihuahuas love to nip at the ankles of people walking away from them
Mine is being a unicorn for a husband and wife. I do the wife as the husband cheers me on. We all take a break and then the couple asks me to please fuck the husband. The wife sucks me enough to get me nice and stiff. She lubes her husband’s ass. The husband is bent over the edge of their bed. The wife stands next to me. She inserts me into her husband’s ass. She continues to kiss me and rub my shoulders as I pound away into his ass. In just a few minutes I shoot a huge load into his ass. I back out with wobbly legs. She licks my cock clean. I collapse and she eats my cum out of his asshole. Always wanted to try it and least once.
Had the same thing. Had to train a guy on his first day. HR lied really bad to him regarding the job. He left before noon
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you trusted the government regarding covid you probably would have also trusted this
114·2 days agoI think most of them NOW realize that they were lied to, but just to embarrassed to admit it.
If your karma is really bad the neighbors would invited you into a wife swap. But then after you fuck the other guys wife, the husband says he’s BI and ass fucks you as the wives look on laughing
I don’t think you can really create the vocals without actually being penetrated
Doing it must be such a great feeling of freedom
If once is good then why not multiple times
Mickey7@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's Ban Evasion Detection Is Fucking Orwellian
3·4 days agoLet me give you my experience with your suggestion. Using reddit for over 10 years. Been through 3 site wide bans and 3 reinstatements all with the same account. During my last site wide ban I really tried to love Lemmy. I can understand less users and therefore less comments and posts. But in my opinion the vibe was worse than reddit. The vibe meaning the majority of us using this platform think THIS WAY and if you in anyway disagree than you are a bad person. I still like Lemmy but I restrict myself to just a handful of groups. In my opinion there are no civil open discussion groups on reddit. And it’s the same with Lemmy. The difference is that reddit has a flair policy for some groups that protects groups from the brigading just because you have a different opinion.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's Ban Evasion Detection Is Fucking Orwellian
2·4 days agohey that really worked. Great link
Mickey7@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's Ban Evasion Detection Is Fucking Orwellian
1·4 days agoIf you are a group mod and ban someone from your group why would you give a fuck about a user continuing to use reddit. The other trend is asshole group mods going through a users history and banning them from their group because “they don’t like” the other groups that you have joined. They are total douchebags with empty lives
Mickey7@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's Ban Evasion Detection Is Fucking Orwellian
2·4 days agothat is really incredible. I actually mod several groups there and have NEVER asked Admins to site wide ban anyone.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Wife-Sharing Without the Cuckold Aspect?English
3·4 days agoI am not attacking you, but just curious why we still use the phrase “sleeping with”? No one is sleeping with anyone they are fucking
Mickey7@lemmy.worldMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Wife-Sharing Without the Cuckold Aspect?English
1·4 days agoWhen the other guy is fucking your wife what position are they in that gets you the hottest?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember asking your Mom what it was and she said it was a yogurt stain
5·5 days agoYep. That interesting flavor of yogurt that’s salty and sticky
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What stories do you have from when you were a teenage boy raging with hormones and curious about sex?English
2·5 days agoThat’s a beautiful story. I’m jealous. You have experienced everything with both genders. Out of all of them which would you say is your favorite? Mine would be ass fucking the guy you worked for or ass fucking the lesbian.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Wife-Sharing Without the Cuckold Aspect?English
4·5 days agoI only do couple swaps. And we always let the women determine the flow of the action. They become co directors and me and the other guy just follow their commands. I wouldn’t say that was humiliation, but sometimes the women will have me and the other guy stand next to each other and comment on our cocks. In a way making fun of them. I don’t mind it at all. It’s fun. At certain points in the action one of the woman will stop and take a few minutes to direct her BF on how to fuck the other woman. And she will ask the other woman things like, “are you enjoying (ted) shoving his cock in and out of you”. All just lots of fun dirty talk that really keeps the guys nice and hard. The finale is always the women coordinating me and the other guy finishing them off at the same time or close to it. Many times I will be next to the other guy as we both plow the girls doggy. We signal each other when we both know we are really close and then proceed to shoot our loads at almost exactly the same time. Exhausted we both step back and move positions to behind our GF and watch the other guy’s cum oozing out.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•How often do y'all get sexual dreams?English
6·6 days agoI have a recurring one. My GF and I are watching some movie with one of her girl friends. Having a few drinks. Nothing sexual about it. We do this in real life often. But in the dream the girls start discussing cocks. The dream never makes it clear as to how it comes up. They wind up their discussion of cock with the friend asking my GF if it would OK to look at my cock. My GF takes control and says “sure” as I sit there stunned she comes over to me and pulls down my pants and my cock starts getting hard. As if I were a science class experiment my GF is explaining all the wonderful things about my penis. She tells her friend “don’t be shy, you can touch it”. As things move along her friend winds up sucking me off. My GF suggests that we all get naked. My hard on is raging. As this is going on I do not say one word. The wrap up is my GF says “you can fuck him, I don’t mind and I know it’s been a long while since you last got fucked.” The friend sits on me and after a few minutes I have her on her back and plow her hard. My GF has the biggest smile as her friend starts a steady stream of “dirty talk” as she encourages me to fuck her good. Then the dream ends before I cum.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•How often do y'all get sexual dreams?English
4·6 days agoQuestion for OP - when you have them are they about people you know in real life or just someone you make up
On one occasion, the other guy (Jim) and I are just standing around nude. It was our first time with this couple. I complemented him on the size of his cock. He said he had a question about the girth of my cock. He gets closer to examine it. Next thing I know he is sucking it. I loved it. The wives finally walk in and I am struggling not to cum in his mouth since I really am looking forward to fucking and cumming in his wife.