• MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    Dreams mean nothing, I wouldn’t care but would ask because usually it’s something hilariously stupid

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    someone did say this to me once, i wondered what the dream was since he felt it necessary to tell me (wasnt kind of person who prattles about trivial things). But i never inquired further.

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    My wife sleep divorced me. LOL.

    2 AM, she shoves me awake. She’s sitting on the edge of the bed like the chick from Paranormal Activity.

    She pulls her wedding ring off, jams it in my hand, says “THIS IS FOR YOU! We need to make OTHER ARRANGEMENTS! I can’t believe you said THAT in front of our son!!!”

    Then she lays back down and is dead asleep.

    I’m like “WTAF?” Do I wake her up? Do I sleep with a knife under the pillow?

    So I wake her up. She’s pissed, but not “Imma divorce you” pissed, just “It’s 2 AM why are you waking me up?” pissed.

    “Do you know what you just did?”

    “Wait, what? Why?”

    So I hand her the wedding ring back.

    “Oh… OH!”

    Apparently, in the dream, I had been laying on the couch and she asked me to do something and I responded something along the lines of “Meh, I’d rather be boning Faye.”

    Faye. A fictional character from the web comic “Questionable Content” which we both read.

    https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Faye_Whitaker

    But now it’s hilarious, because when she asks me to do something I can go “Meh, I’d rather be boning Faye.”

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      In her defense if you’d rather be porking that ball of anxiety who causes every man in her orbit to experience full on ego collapse than your wife, she has every right to divorce you. And Jeph can pay her legal fees, god knows he has the patreon money for it

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    Well, it definitely doesn’t mean they’re in love with you, if that’s what you mean. But a lot of people seem to take it that way. For me it’s exciting to hear. I know it doesn’t mean anything about how they view me on a deep level because dreams are just so random, but it’s still fun.

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    I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.

    To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.

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    My wife and kid have had many dreams with me in it as I have had many dreams with them in it.

    I have had three or four co-workers tell me I was in their dreams.

    I don’t attach any importance to dreams. They are just random shit that bounces around in my head. I have the classic, what I call anxiety dreams. I can’t crawl across the road and a car is coming. I am in a final I never studied for.

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    Act surprised and a bit concerned, get a few details and then pretend that I also had the same dream but from the other perspective.

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    I would ask for more details and then do an analysis of the dream, knowing that the dream has nothing to do with me. I’m just a symbol for something else, like a feeling or thought.

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        2 days ago

        Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!

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            What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.

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                Urgh. Every morning with this guy. I always wake up like I’ve been drinking all night, and the back of my eyeballs feel shat on

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            lol. that is thing so funny because of how untrue it likely is. you are very humungus fellow human. I will tell my earth mate as she to will find it so funny.

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              Hold up guys. I think this Hubert Manne might not be completely human. Note that they used the wrong “too”. Major red flag for aliens there.

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                hey hey hey there. Lets not get hasty here. We are all earth bros here and there is no such things as aliens. I mean if their were wouldn’t they like manipulating the media to get idiots into power so that they could easily take over and protect their agents. Thats like illegal immigrant type talk.