Anon was refused by a muscle mommy and is now on a holy incel crusade against them.
Or was pegged by one and liked it a bit too much
Pro tip: before getting yourself pegged make sure to make it clear you want her to be gentle with you, so you don’t risk having to question your sexuality.
If being attracted to buff women makes you gay, then gender is not as simple as this twitter gremlin probably believes it to be. But they probably don’t want to think about that too much.
“Not ‘normal’ = gay”. That’s all they consider.
Is this a new metric mental gymnastics, like it’s not gay if you’re on top, or if you are the giver?
As we (jokingly) say in German: „Nur der Gefickte ist schwul.“ [“Only the one getting fucked is gay.”]
That’s a surprisingly common line of reasoning actually.
Fucking chicks is definitely gay.
All the
homieslesbians agree.Not if you keep your socks on
This is a critical loophole that few fellas use to keep themselves free of gayness.
So by this logic, it would be straight for him to fuck femboys? Sounds gay.
What’s more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that’s what!!
Nahh. It’s totally a straight thing to do :3
fellas, is it gay for a man to find a woman hot?
Well, it’s definitely making me gay. 🏳️🌈
Gotta love it when losers assume women aren’t on the internet. As a woman, OP is absolutely right - that muscle mommy can turn me gay whenever she wants.
Sounds like you’re already gay.
Nah, just half gay. But who knows what the future can hold.
Sounds like it’s more likely to be men like OOP who turn you gay then
Ironically, yes. If all men were like him, I’d have gone full gay long ago.
Conservatives truly are the most bitch-made motherfuckers in existence.
For being so proud of being straight they seem very insecure about their gender and sexuality and love homoerotic media.
These people are so strange. We live in this big, complex world filled with variation, and they are like: “No! Everything must be only one way!”
Appreciating the spectrum of human experience is GAY
Realizing that emotions aren’t and can never be binary is HOMO STUFF
Look if that makes me gay then sure, I’ll be gay
lesbian here, hhholy shit
Wait if you think she’s hot, does that make you gay, but that makes you straight. But if you’re straight and you think she’s hot then that makes you gay.
It’s confusing.
Here’s a trick solve your confusion: if you could choose what’s in those pants, how long would it take you to make a decide: if you instantly know you want what’s in your own pants youre most likely gay, if you know instantly you want exactly what’s not in your own pants you’re most likely straight, if you need a moment before you know you’re likely not straight nor gay. All the other reasons you can think of aren’t about sexuality as in what gender do you like but are about sexuality as in what kind of person you want to be with. But it might also be a little more complicated than this.
Just want to acknowledge that she’s put a heap of effort into that body and if I was lucky enough for her to want to snap me in half then old mate can call me fast if he wants.
I don’t care if it’s gay or straight, it’s not attractive to me personally, so I just avoid it and move on. 🤷
Pretty weird of you to not pass unsolicited judgement on the physical attractiveness of strangers. Do you ever worry that this sort of antisocial behaviour will see you ostracised from society?
It’s a post open for comment. In what world is that unsolicited?
Lighten up
Lighten up
Okay is that a joke about my weight? I’m so fucking done.
Done eating? Thank god
I know the first thing I think of when I see a sexy muscular woman is that I would like to suck her dick. 🙄
Same
I’ve always thought that women who look like they can kick ass are hot AF.
My awakening to that was Alias. I never actually watched the show itself, but I saw a clip from one particular episode that really got me going. At least I’m pretty sure it was Alias. But if you watched it, I’m pretty sure you know exactly the clip I’m talking about.
Now I’m not really into actually having my ass kicked, but just the look of capability. Oooo weeee.
Same. Did these people not play Street Fighter growing up? If Cammy waking the mighty tiger behind my fly is gay then I’ll see you at Pride.
Pride covers a lot more than gay anyway, so I might be at some event sometime.
