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  • How about america shouldn’t have started it by bombing children in a school? How about they shouldn’t have then carried it on by once again bombing children in a school and sports hall?

    I think Iran saying they’ll bomb data centres is pretty tame when compared to having schools and more schools (plus sports halls where children are) being bombed, especially when it’s all just to distract the world from a certain orange cunts decades of raping other children!! FUCK.











  • “I, then they, it was, folks, you know. So, my way is, you know, my uncle owned a bunch of pizza chains and he told me to treat all women like pizza. Anyway I negotiated with these fine Iranian women, all of them, you know what I mean, folks, anyways, but when grabbing them by the pussy it felt long and hard. These women are skinny, their bodies are as thin as their pussies, which I grabbed.
    We’ve come to an agreement. And there will be no more bombing of schools…just hospitals and power stations…and schools. Shart Of The Deal!”




  • D_C@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldYou're cured!
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    18 days ago

    Flip side:
    Woke up in agony. I couldn’t walk without aid. Why to GP, “it’s sciatica. It’ll be ok in a few weeks. Two months at most”
    6 months later and I can’t walk still.
    Hospitals did the scans, X-rays, MRI, etc etc, but found nothing wrong. They did acupuncture, physio, hydrotherapy etc.
    All slightly helped. However two years later I still couldn’t walk without help and then just kept on offering me pain killers.
    Nope!!

    My mate, “Hey, try my new chiro guy. He did wonders for me”
    Me, “Lol, quacks.”
    My mate, “What have you got to lose?”
    Me, “Money…”

    Mate, “Hey, told my chiro guy about you. He said pop in. The first month is free. If no improvement after then you go separate ways. What have you got to lose?”

    Long story short.
    On that first appointment he said he thought it was piriformis syndrome. Not back problems.
    Within a month I was sitting almost pain free for the first time in two years. Within 3 months I was walking unaided for the first time in years. In 6 months I was running again.
    Within a year I was 95% of what I was before the back issues. I’ll never be 100% because it wasn’t diagnosed in time and everything had ‘healed’ incorrectly.

    Now, with that said, the guy was more than a chiro. He did sports body mechanics, and other things that I can’t remember now. He worked with the local lower league football squad for about ten years. And whilst they were no Manchester United they wouldn’t just let any quack work on their team.
    Plus in the UK chiro’s have to be registered and follow guidelines. If they do anything illegal they are fucked.


    Flip side to my flip side:
    The mother in law went to a chiro who said he could cure her spine curvature disorder. Anyways I find out when she’s complaining of (extra) back pain, so I tell her to stop going as the guy is obviously a dodgy bastard. Within the year the guy was arrested for his illegal shenanigans.