kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
psychOdelic@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agomessage-square2linkfedilink
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 5 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 months agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 7 months agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.athairmor@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
