Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

Bring back Chad Vader

These greedy sports teams are going to lose our young people since they can’t watch… and they won’t have many fans in the future

It’s on like Donkey Kong

Go pointer sisters!

Is it the racket , the ball or playing style that changed?

There’s music in the background and nobody hears it

People don’t think it be like it is, but it do

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save

Pssh! The dude that invented the Time Machine using Claude…but is stuck in time loops because of it…isn’t going to take this job anyway

The beginning of the balkanization of the internet

Steeeeempy you eeeeeediot!

Wait…don’t you need AOL just to get to the Internet?

Oh finally! An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art

Just ask it: Listen brother…you going to play nice with my ring?

Wait…don’t you need AOL to even get on the internet?

And quicksand

Linux people feel dirty when they use windows…avoiding windows conserves water since they have to take less showers

Quick! Switch from token maxing to token minning…

Jingle bells Batman smells…