I have no idea what this means

Bingo

Google : token warforged wood

Then I use paint 3d

Spoilers for an awesome movie too :)

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

Its funny, but also a tad pvp too much for my tastes

Players : DM this is the 4rth wyrmling you threw at us ! Im done with your game unless you stop trying to kill us !

Dm : ok, Ill stop trying.

*puts an Ancient Red Dragon’s token on the table

I know it’s gonna sound weird to you, like everything probably does, but having a lot of people pushing back against you usually isn’t something that makes you look like being in the right.

Yeah shes back !

It reflects a single target spell back to the caster once per day. Its an armor. It was made for npcs before being looted.

Tell my wife I said… hello

Dont forget the 2 coming to spy on her.

Since she is this insecure, it does sound a bit rude to spy on them now

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ??!? for reals, the 10 hours version of the techno parody of this is my go to for combat in my virtual dnd game

Good enough

Sooooo important question. At this point did they do the fucking ?

What are you doing senpai ?

Shame

Of course. Thats a DM… I meam a patron’s job

Just saying, the cantrip gets more powerful but you just get one. I would prefer smaller cantrips but more of them like eldritch blast. So more sword swing is decent

Do like me. Max one check with help or 2 checks for anything. If it fails, try something else. If it really takes too long, next door the trap is obvious and the challenge is to disarm it.