Just gotta add that Sweet Baby Ray’s. Can’t forget about the Sweet Baby Ray’s.

While we’re at it, wtf do ants smell like?

You know those human cannons they used to have at the circus? I want to be loaded into one of those and shot into a hole in the ground some distance away. If they miss they can try again or just kinda roll me into the grave. I’m not sure this is entirely legal but those are my last wishes.

Science and Futurism with Issac Arthur on YT.

His father should have pulled out.

They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.

God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

They can be resettled in Libya with the Gazans.

Just drink the gas and run there yourself.

If you call them “idiot” you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I’m surprised they haven’t used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.