numerator3962

Something along the lines of: “I’ll need to look into the specifics of each of those before I can provide an answer“

Amazing what just six words could accomplish.

Who is the “common person” listing directory contents via the command line instead of the explorer window?

Tab? Can’t give you a tab unless you order something.

Measure twice, cut once

3 Billion Devices Run DOOM

What about a flask?

Just wait until they stumble upon “OfficeMax”

They almost always type the wrong slash too. I’ve had decent success telling people to use “the question mark key twice” however.

Edit: don’t use shift to get a forward slash

Mint

I imagine one of the next steps is to legislate that outward appearance should match the birth certificate gender as well.