Nice guy is an identity group, not like an actual personality trait a guy has.

Started off in desperation and affinity. Ended up hourly. I got real good with bleach.

Well that’s a broad interpretation of a translation into a language no EU country officially speaks. So…

I’ve never liked CNC sex. Feels more like masturbation with a safety officer. Prefer those kinds of tools be operated manually.

My first date was to Folsom street fair and I lived in a sex dungeon for two years. There aren’t names for the things that get me off. I was asked, after the best orgasm of my life, ‘was that sex?’. I once made a state legislator who lived in San Francisco turn pale at an event.

But no, women aren’t kinky just because we don’t talk about it where men can hear because you’re all fucking obnoxious and the dumber ones still want to bang you people.

Edit: I’m not claiming to be the kinkiest person alive, just that everyone I’ve ever met kinkier than me used she or they pronouns.

Its not the eu’s job to protect cultural heritage. What kind of nut job comes to conclusions like this?

Government will not do good things if you’re not organized enough that you don’t need government.

Running through a bombed out kitchen in a ‘call of battle strike’ game, hesitate when I see the oven is full of condoms and the cabinets full of luxury watches.

Didn’t say ‘wall full of trophies’.

Oh, you had to invent ‘light’ as a substance that moves. Very cool, very cool. You fucking people will just make up whatever you need to support your inane bullshit, won’t you?

Oh my god a real luminiferous aether believer. Basically christian theology. How fucking convenient for you, father.

They do things that are about as good.

Americans are a proud people of freedom and togetherness. How dare you tell us what to do, fucking commie! I’m gonna go fuck a billionaire right now just to spite you!

Seriously?

Americans will never do more than vote.

Another phlogiston denier in an ivory tower. Tell me then, how does fire work?

No! Its got what plants crave! This is exactly what we didn’t want to happen!

Not if you’re weak.

Can you configure and ship it?

Well I’m a town, so maybe don’t be a bigot.