So this is obviously saitire, but it gives me a bit of an SCP vibe. Like a Ronald Reagan Cut Up While Talking vibe.

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two five of them!

Used to agree to this, until it turned out that SMS basically doesn’t work in rural areas.. Theoretically you can get a voice call with the code, but I’ve personally ran into instances where the 2FA voice call simply doesn’t work on landlines. If we’re going to do 2FA, it has to be something so universal anyone can do it. So far, I don’t think we’ve achieved that. I think people have a right to access banking services, etc, and if 2FA doesn’t work for them, we’re deciding to ban them from using those services. Doesn’t sit right with me.

This has ‘management’ stamped all over it.

“Every one of our products MUST have a picture guidebook!”

“Wait, but product ___ is literally just a hinge.”

“Listen, this decision was made way over my head and I’m not risking my yearly bonus. Just do it.”

MFW people invent laser weapons to shoot parasites off penned animals instead of just not eating fish.

Tip your fellow workers. Agitate for companies to pay their workers a living wage, but in the meantime - tip your comrades.

OH MY GOD! They tried to scam you out of a whole $1.49!!!

Don’t care. Round up to ten, you greedy cardboard cutout of a person.

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That sounds like a ‘them’ problem. Veganism is based.

Well you’re cranky, aintcha.

This seems like a D&D encounter

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Or your favorite lagoon of buccaneers.

Looks like books are back on the menu, boys.

ITT: people really upset at being called ‘vegan’ for some reason.

Just switched to noai.duckduckgo.com. Thanks stranger!

You’re right, it’s just that sometimes the people working at or owning the store are several-decade-old children.

Not everywhere. Some places have them behind the counter because the owners are terminally Puritan-brained.

I mean, would you not want to do this specifically to see its effects on marginalized groups? That seems like a pretty good reason to me.

Yes. We do this literally every day. We pay taxes on what we earn to support those less fortunate. We share with food with coworkers and tools with neighbors. We have EMTs, firemen, and SAR who wilfully run into danger to help people they’ve never met. It’s literally the foundation of society.

I used Redact a while back. Super easy. First replaced everything with filler text, then deleted. Just in case mods have auto-rollback for deletion.