Might have something to do with running a train on some kiddos, but I dunno. Maybe he’s just self conscious of resembling a sentient penis.

I love this

If you say so, Wimp Lo

More like I’m being leg humped

Yeah, probably recessed prefrontal cortex. Makes me fight with people all day. I hide any images from the replies they send me though, so you know I can take some light ribbing without flipping the heck out

Anniversaries are important Becky! You haven’t even got me anything

Got you to spend almost a whole week with me 🙃

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This was my first comment 😍 I really HAVE piqued your interest

FRITZ THE CAT guy! He is SO horny! I should have seen it. It’s missing all the bodacious women

I don’t follow

Yeah, I could learn a lot from you about it. You’re the pro, or you would be if you weren’t estranged from your guys. I really can’t believe they’re making you do this all alone.

But it looks like I’m all caught up with your love letters for the day 🙂 gonna go post some more, hope to see you soon ❤️

Awww thanks babe. I knew you’d have my back. You’re my spellcheck 🤩 on my entire profile

Hey, I’m still here baby. I won’t leave you ❤️ sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for a marriage

Heh hehhhh do more about it. It made me feel really good

Please, no. that’s my other waifu 😭

So many words are off limits for you :( no wonder you repeat yourself so often.

Oh nooooo it’s not even Lord Freezas final form! I hope she doesn’t tickle my dragonballs

My bad. I do lose track of people. Thanks for the honest answer 👍

That’s kind of surprising. You’re the outspoken Catholic, right? How did you rationalize that back then? (Not a callout, I’m aware people change and grow)