God damn you’re everywhere!

Macaques are everywhere where I’m from. That’s a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.

My friends call me “the city council”. Whenever we go eat at restaurants, my job is to clean out everyone’s leftovers. I love it

You need to relax, bud.

Eyes bright,

claws sharp,

tail held high.

Go keenly into the mist, old warrior.

Valhalla waits for you.

Why post an article link behind a paywall?

For doing C things

Fucking beautiful Muricaaaaaaa!! “proud eagle noises”

Hell yeah my homies are here! 💦 💦 💦