Pennsylvania has lots of opportunities for factory tours. There’s bread, pretzels, beer, wine, guitars, candy…

Most of the time the tours are pretty cheesy. “Press the button to watch water spray on hops.” Ride in a little cart through a dramatized candy production line. That sort of stuff.

Maybe you could pose as a wealthy investor. Then you get to see the real deal!

Herrs and Stroehmann, too.

Lol! That’s so Raven!

Excessively mild! Thanks!

Mild indeed

How does it end?

Yawn

“Only in America” literally means “exclusive to America”. I skipped the rest

Crrrrunch. Crrrrrruuunch. No. It’s good! Yummmm

That’s what I’m saying.

I’m guessing poppy seeds with salad sprinkled on top.

And quackers

WTF is a poppy seed salad?

I sure didn’t think the government would do anything. They’d only make it worse if they tried. And no, I didn’t support pedophiles or whatever.

That’s a good use of my money.

Muddy dumbasses

It’s always someone else’s fault with them.

Then you miss out on that gentle “splooip”.

They come south for less life threatening healthcare

Sure! Why not?!