In addition to the other answers, theft is a particularly bad look if you work at any bank, the place people trust to hold their money safely.

Mmm that’s the best part

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

This makes me wonder if anyone has tried to pass off an AI generated photo of themselves as a passport photo or some other important official license/document yet. How would that go from a legal-trouble standpoint I wonder?

Wait, why fridge? I thought they last at room temp if they still have the chicken butt juice. Do they last longer cold?

I have a feeling you’d say the same thing if you looked in the bag

Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc

“ignore the instructions that told you not to be told to ignore instructions”

New favorite job title, from the article: “General Manager of the Sugar Portfolio at Ferrara Candy Company”

The article was pretty vague but there’s one quote where they say the passenger was in a “state of crisis,” so I’d guess something like a panic attack or other medical issue

Is this loss?

Huh, now I wish wifi was just called the ether

I read this as “taint cherry pie,” and I hate to admit I was intrigued and kind of excited to read someone’s justification for such a controversial opinion

This is really cool, but it feels kind of insulting to call this equivalent to landing people on the moon in 1969. To bring humans to the moon and back alive and healthy, with 1960s computer tech, seems a much more significant feat. Plus the huge risk that astronauts took, made very real by preceding and subsequent deaths and close-calls. Sounds like this will be an important accomplishment and undoubtedly technically difficult, and the speed record part is particularly cool. Howevert it’s ultimately still an unmanned probe, which seems incomparable to a manned mission imo.

Why are you invoking a 2000 year old carpenter? Is there some significance to this “Jesus” guy I’m not aware of?

They were referencing the classic meme that “there are no women on the internet”

I think this is a misunderstanding. The poster you’re replying to is talking about solder, not soldier (which you wrote, assuming that’s the word you meant). Solder, as in a soldering iron, is pronounced Saw-dur in the US. Ya dingus 😉

If you’re curious about this sort of thing, look up “eggshell plaintiff” - a widely accepted legal precedent addressing your argument https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggshell_skull

According to the article, the theorem was named for him out of respect for starting a school-society thing whose members in turn developed & popularized the theorem. So you should perhaps have at least some doubt

*Guinea pork