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He has capitalism brain. All these sick fucks can think of is acquisition of more money at all costs.

We’ve done it! At last, we’ve successfully created the torment nexus from the classic novel “Don’t Create the Torment Nexus!”

I dont think fair trials are going to be a thing at that point

Right there with ya. Knees are still good. Back is a fucking mess 😂

“Isn’t this cringy AF?!”

I’d be careful with that one, we don’t know the context in which this arranged date was set up. Was it between each of their parents, or was it with the 27 year old and OP’s dad? It could be potentially taken as an insult depending on what we don’t know.

I agree with everything else though. Just go have a fun night. Maybe she’ll be cool, maybe she’ll be a weirdo, but go have a fun night, eat some good food, watch a movie, whatever. If nothing else, learn what not to do for future dates with someone you actually do care about.

I hate napping as an adult, but back then? Nap time slapped.

God, I hope the company that they contracted with lied to them and just used brass or something.

I hate to break it to you, but Trump is exactly what America stands for…

Oh, you think he wants them to remain alive?

Hello fellow old!

Always my damned morals getting between me and my becoming filthy, filthy rich…

Pffft, next you’ll say you want to wipe your own ass.

You can rebind it

Die, I guess

It’s gonna suck when Steam immediately enshitifies to the max after he dies.

Two birds one stone

A much better timeline, some might say.

That’s the capitol, though, no…?

WHAT