Given how many species we drove to extinction, dogs got it pretty good

We talking jizz? Huge fan of jizz.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz

Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.

Uno is too big of a number he’d probably get confused

You think I want a seal who’s name is still literally seel evolve into a dugong that’s also just named dewgong? or do I want to see sealmon become omniwar metal sealteam6mon?

Thanks guys. Productivity is the only way I measure my worth and I almost took the time to live in the moment.

This is sadly what a lot of gambling hotlines deal with. People call in for help with their fanduel app

What did you do to the ranch dressing?

Stepping into an unavoidable puddle and feeling the dirty floor water fill my socks